are you still programming like this??????

a person with a laptop wearing fuzzy socks they put on the table much to the chagrin of another person who is referencing their feet in a dispute. a man with short red hair and glasses stares at the camera judging these choices despite his messy desk. a person with stripy stocks uses a laptop on the sofa with the socks mostly in frame

STOP NOW!!!!!

imagine how much PROGRAMMING you could do if you didn't have to choose between FUZZY SOCKS and PROGRAMMER SOCKS

our programmer socks are 3000% FUZZY and hand crafted by the most uwu of cat girls that we pay a FAIR LIVING wage of pats and good girls

our socks

  • lint your code FOR YOU
  • CHANGE COLOR to match syntax highlighting
  • really nice to pet ok
  • are safe for foxgirls too
  • DO NOT usually contain radioactive material
  • will only judge you when you need that
  • are really cute uwu
  • are machine washable: rm -rf socks && mkdir socks

NOT HOW TO SOCKS!!!!!!

BEWARE FAKE SOCKS!!!!!

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do you think SOCKS like these even give ANY pats to their catgirls

GIVE ME SOCKS

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